Big Bag Of Dicks — by Paul Mansfield and MidJourney

TRANSGRESSIVE RECIPE

Where Can I Find a Big Bag of Dicks?

And what’s the best recipe for them?

Published in
3 min readJan 11, 2024

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I have questions. The broad at the bar I was trying to pick up (the broad, not the bar, you grammar asshole) told me to eat a big back of dicks when I asked her if heaven was missing an angel? Stuck-up, no-good college women — hatin’ on a workin’ man for no reason. She even threw…

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A shot of whisky, a cup of coffee, and a loaded 44 are all you need to keep yourself alive. A writer of fiction, even if it is true.